ATTENTION INTERNET PERVERT!

You Have Been Added to the
NATIONAL PERVERT REGISTRY

The CENTRAL EYE OF AMERICA is watching YOU!

The CEA has been tracking your web activity.
The CEA monitors and infiltrates pornographic websites deemed unclean by the CEA. The CEA has created The National Pervert Registry (NPR), a database of Internet Perverts like you.
This information will be used against you at the discretion of the U.S. government.
Learn more about the CEA.