July 16, 2002

Mr. Davix, you can come pick up your keyboard down in I.T. - the one in the third basement - at your leisure.

We replaced it with one that doesn't have a 'Z', so you shouldn't have the same problem. Only now you can't type a 'Z'.

We're working on it.

Posted by Bob Torkey at 05:38 AM

July 06, 2002

Clone Security

ZZZZZZZ Look, can we please work on security at the Cloning Vats?! ZZZZ Honestly I'm getting pretty tired of finding the fucking clones running around my section. ZZZZZZZZZZ Clearly someone is giving them the access codes to the fluid silos, and I don't find this amusing, whoever that is doing it, please stop it, or fix it... ZZZZZZZ

ZZZZZZZ I've had to restrain three Popes and a Sean Connery from polishing off our sea water barrels. ZZZZZZ So, to anyone in Cloning, I'm going to triple the saline levels in the Vat jelly, and by the way one of the Popes was chewing on a tiny boot, when I found him...ring a bell anyone?....section 13 perhaps?.....ZZZZZZZ....Dr. Quentin?.....

-Section 7 - Fluids ZZZZZZ

Posted by Cheer Davix at 08:06 AM

July 02, 2002

Whoever left a rotting clone carcass in the parking lot outside my office window shall remove it immediately. Roger Moore I believe.

Posted by Dex Thority at 04:08 PM