DEXLAB

We have developed four protoytpes for BALL, and corresponding BALL Halo Browsets. We have done preliminary tests on chimpanzees, with mixed results. Prototypes A, B, and C have been shown to cause debilitating side effects such as nausea, facial twitching and blindness. The side effects remained in the subjects weeks after initial exposure. Prototype D had somewhat better results. Within seconds of donning the Halo Browset, the test chimp began singing the theme from The Love Boat in Portugese. He did, however, suffer severe burns on his head and his fingernails fell out shortly before he died. I think we can call this progress...

LISTEN UP PEOPLE!!!!! I'VE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT BALL IS SCHEDULED TO HIT THE MARKET IN TWO MONTHS!!!!! EVERY TIME I TURN ON THE GODDAMN TV I SEE A NEW AD FOR THIS KILLING MACHINE! EVERY K-MART IN NORTH AMERICA HAS ORDERED THESE DEATH TRAPS! MAYBE ITS TIME SOMEBODY OTHER THAN JUST HAMI AND I WORKED ON THIS PROJECT! I COULD REALLY USE SOME HUMAN CLONE TEST SUBJECTS! I WILL NOT BE THE FALL GUY ON THIS ONE!