Avast ye healthy person, is thar a meat shake in this vast ye ocean yar? Yar yar it is, it is a meat shake indeedy yar yar.®

-Captain Health, popular Logohuman®

Healthy on a pirate ship usually meant well fed. And that tradition continues at Captain Health's Meat Shakes® restaurants and food store convenience products. Users enjoy a healthy hot or cold portion of Liquid Meat Drink®. Chicken, Night Scavenger, Chork or Mammal flavour!

No we do not serve seafood! Sorry!

Captain Health's Meat Shakes restaurant uses the LAS2 system!