Math Assignment: Multiplying and Dividing Monomials
As usual, the assignment was a disappointment. The fact that almost all of the answers were correct demonstrates that you two did not do the assignment yourseslves. However, the fact that each of you actually handed in separate assignments (instead of the two-for-one I usually receive) means that you at least went to the trouble of making someone else do it for you twice. Hopefully some of it has sunk in. Pathetic, but a marked improvement from last week. Grade: C-

History Essay Assignment: The Causes of the U.S. Civil War
This 'essay' constitutes your feeblest effort to date, not to mention outright plagiarism. A couple of hastily scribbled paragraphs copied directly from the textbook does not an essay make. The fact that I get one original and a photocopy as if they were two separate assignments is an insult to my intelligence. Nonetheless, I cannot bear the thought of the you two in my classroom for another year. I'd rather die. Grade: D