Pacific Island 3 -- April 11, 2002
Lucy Fairfax is set to meet with branding guru company Carnivore Branding Global sometime in the coming weeks. It is said that Carnivore Branding, known for their elaborate and successfull re-branding of the C.I.A. and the Yakuza, has approached S.A.N.D.W.I.C.H. with a variety of proposals. Fairfax has stated that this is an unsolicited meeting with Carnivore and that they are really just, 'going to have a cup of coffee and see where it goes from there.'

S.A.N.D.W.I.C.H., the Special Association for Narcotics, Deception, Witchcraft, Infanticide, Coercion and Hatred, is a multinational corporation devoted to excellence in every field it enters.

For further information about the contents of this press release or about S.A.N.D.W.I.C.H. in general, please contact Lucy Fairfax (lucy@skitfaced.com).