PUBLISHING INDUSTRY, GOVERNMENT AGENCIES IMPLICATED IN SQUIRREL DEATH

East Richmond, MI: "Stinky Poo" Pilaff, the inspiration for, and 'co-author' of the Detective Squirrel Reporting for Duty mystery series, was found crushed to death in the driveway of his owner, author Nora Alonzo Pilaff.

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The Pot Calls The Kettle Shitbag

International Universe columnist, The Shitbag In The Park, lashes out at hypocrisy and the term 'Shitbag'. MORE

SANDWICH: the next next Enron?

Universe sources close to criminal megacorp SANDWICH report the evil behemoth may soon go belly-up.... MORE

"Hypno-Clock" Helps Man Quit Sleeping, Turn Into Zombie

A man in Laredo, Texas claims to have quit sleeping thanks to an incredible new "Hypnotic" Clock. The clock, known... MORE

PUBLICITY STUNT GOES BAD

Last week hundreds of passer-bys witnessed what has been described as a 'pathetic display of athleticism' when a publicity stunt... MORE