A ZEBRA SOLD ME HEROINE

June 5, 2002 02:21 PM

Baniel Harris claims he was sold 4 grams of heroine by a 600 lb. Sudanese Zebra. The East African mammal was seen loitering at the corner of 7th Avenue and South Track St. in the downtown district of Miami, Florida for most of last week.

Mr. Baniel Harris claims the Zebra sold him some, “fucking insane heroine, seriously, the best shit I’ve had since Thailand’. Apparently the Zebra then went on to try and sell Harris some condoms and Asian-brand cigarettes. In its natural environment, the Zebra feeds on non-selective grazings of available grasses, especially grass stems and sheaths. However, ‘Gary’, as he has been recently named, is said to have been feeding on Gin and soda crackers.

Skitfaced Home Celebrity Crime Editorial Sports The Paranormal	A ZEBRA SOLD ME HEROINE June 5, 2002 02:21 PM Baniel Harris claims he was sold 4 grams of heroine by a 600 lb. Sudanese Zebra. The East African mammal was seen loitering at the corner of 7th Avenue and South Track St. in the downtown district of Miami, Florida for most of last week. Mr. Baniel Harris claims the Zebra sold him some, “fucking insane heroine, seriously, the best shit I’ve had since Thailand’. Apparently the Zebra then went on to try and sell Harris some condoms and Asian-brand cigarettes. In its natural environment, the Zebra feeds on non-selective grazings of available grasses, especially grass stems and sheaths. However, ‘Gary’, as he has been recently named, is said to have been feeding on Gin and soda crackers.	b