New from
inventor Dex Thority – the BEG9. The innovative new BEG9 is a man-humanoid
robot that is programmed to beg. For beggars who want to increase revenue
while decreasing effort, or for those new to begging who want to explore
lucrative, begging-related revenue streams, the BEG9 has what it takes.
takes
all major credit cards and INTERAC® as well as cash
near-human
appearance is appealing to human money-givers
now
available with pleasing new Mullet hairstyle
auxiliary
arms for double the begging
comes
with interchangeable signs: “Spare some change please,”
“Support homeless robot,” “Got laid off from the factory”
mutli-threading
personality architecture: can be “meek” or “intimidating,”
or even “schizophrenic,” depending on situation
powerful
self-defence mechanisms mean that BEG9 can defend its “turf”
Order your
BEG9 today! Special introductory rate: _299,995
