Wifejohn Bids Farewell To Wife, Launches Pornographic Website
When film star and American Whip Alliance President Catcher P. Wifejohn gave a press conference Wednesday, there was more than one topic on the agenda.
MOREBEARD BUDGET BALLOONS
The budget of director Joe Beard's sci-fi courtroom drama Space Court has rocketed out of control, with the film now costing upwards of $900-million, insiders report.
MORE‘Polski’ Donates Corvette to Orphanage
Orphans at the Nine of Clubs Home for Boys in Queens, New York were delighted last week, when television star Daniel Dance (of Dutch & Polski fame) surprised them with an unexpected gift.
MORETHAD PALOMA SEEN IN SPACE
Thadius Paloma Jr., heir to an estimated 2 billion dollars and son of famed industrialist Thadius Paloma Sr., was seen in some kind of spacecraft flying around.
MORECarboy Shocker! V8's Mother Had 'Relations' With '58 Chevy
Slick and charming movie star, Vance Eight, also known as 'V8' has always likened himself to an automobile. Many have said it's because his name, when abbreviated, is V8 which is also a type of engine commonly used in large automobiles. Others have said it's because he loves cars. Cynics often claim it's just a cheap publicity stunt.
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