These cars are probably filled with invisible women leaving Invisible City.

In a recent survey conducted by the National Census Board, Invisible City's female population is decreasing at an alarming rate. It is estimated that approximately 30% of the city's female population will relocate to another city within the year.

The results come as no surprise to Judy Lafontaine. Judy has worked in sales with Paloma Female Pants Napkins for the last twelve years. The multi-billion dollar company is the largest supplier of female napkins in the country but Judy has lost about 30% of her sales over the last 8 months. She says, "If this keeps up I'm gonna have to look for something new to doæeither that or move to another city and keep my job."

Invisible City's critics claim that it's booming crime rate is felt most by the female population. "You know, when going for a jog is a life-threatening event it's a real problem for women who can't properly protect themselves." said Police Sgt. Jane Brick. "To tell you the truth I've been thinking about moving myselfæbeing a law enforcement officer in this city is not a lot of fun."

Commenting on the recent report, Prof. Jons Michaels, a sociologist with University of Invisible City, claims, " the effects of this drastic female exodus could be severe. The city will eventually run out of citizens once all of the women leave and the men die. Furthermore, don't think for a moment that the in-between periodæwhen the women have left but the male population is still alive will be a peaceful one. As we have already seen, citizens of Invisible City seem to beat, rape and kill both women, men and animals at a far more alarming rate than any other major urban setting in the world. I can only assume, that once the female population is gone, it will only fuel the male population's innovation for sexual deviance and violence."

Prof. Michaels also discussed the issue that the only positive cultural aspect of invisible citylife is the abundant love-making that occurs publicly throughout the streets. "As the women continue to flee the city, the non-violent fornication will cease to exist and the remaining bulk of the population will resort to violent homosexual intercourse."