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by Rince McAllister
Sometimes I think those dummies running our fair city's government have got glue dried up in between their big fat ears. What is it going to take to make the necessary changes to our justice system? Does Mayor Crowe's son have to get raped for a third time? I mean really, with this new year passing let's bring some common sense to this great city that was once dubbed "the Paris and London combined for the 21st century.".
Just last week I decided to actually walk to the corner store. I know, I know, I should have taken my car and gone to the drive through. But it was sunny, I needed some milk, I figured 'what tha' hey'. Well, I step out my front door and I'm immediately greeted by the smell of my neighbour Toby being murdered. I decided to avoid any conflict and started to run when I tripped over a boy-on-boy-on-girl-girl orgy. I cleaned myself up and continued along. Just moments later I was mugged, molested and then seriously beaten. Without my wallet I had no choice – I ran back home with no milk!
Enough is enough!
It's time to start killing offenders! And we're not talking about the kind of limp-wristed liberal approach currently being used in Texas. We're talking about first time offenders -- I don't care if it's a simple punch to the face or a more traditional rape-kill – these people must be put to death. It's called ZERO TOLERANCE folks! Let's get used to it!
As proposed last July, The Invisible City Justice Mandate must go through. And if that means we are forced to separate from those swine in the state office so be it. It's about time we became independent. A city-state is the only way. After all, how could they understand the kind of ruthless justice we need to keep our city safe?
You murder, you will be killed.
You rape, you will be killed.
You so much as steal a packet of gum, you will be killed.
Sounds good to me! So let's get on with it Mayor Crowe. Pull your pants back up and let's get things done right this time!
