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NATIONAL NEWS

Tobacco Heir Found Dead

SPORTS

Sneaks 98, Lakers 84
Ice-Goats 23, Reds 1


ENTERTAINMENT

"Successful" Gala Event Attended by Theives, Perverts
Baramount Furious at Theatre Owners
Momma’s Old-fashioned Chiphouse is Pure Heaven

EDITORIAL

Make Changes Now... Or Continue Getting Violated!

 

Baramount Furious

Executives at Baramount Pictures are furious with the Invisible City's theatre owners. For the 20th straight weekend the theatre owners are collectively only able to account for $84.OO worth of ticket sales. Baramount, being the only studio to still release films in Invisible City claim "this is just piss poor management on the part of the theatre owners." Baramount say that they understand the challenges involved in enforcing actual ticket purchases in the city but warn that stricter measures must be taken.

BOX OFFICE:

The Pennis II Samoth Story - $55.00
Pirate's Wedding –$18.00
Dangerously Handsome - $8.00
Bank Holiday: Bilge Dwarves In Space Court - $2.00


*the rest of the films did not generate any actual ticket sales.
The Loob Cinema is one of the theatres reporting disappointing box office.